Episode 93: Biting The Hand

Red vs. Blue: Episode 93: Biting The Hand

Since this is Halo, no hands really get bitten. Sorry we scared you for a second there.

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  • Aqua113 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    To all the people who keep saying that Carolina isn't dead.

    WE know she's alive. At this point in the show, all the characters DO NOT KNOW THAT!

    They think she's dead.

    As for York, he had to be conscious in order to activate his Regenerator. He passed out and died. Get over it. He's gone.

    As for Church's knowledge of the Freelancers, he told Tucker in Season 10 that Tex used to tell him stories about the different agents.

  • NIGHTSHADE5

    3 years ago

    why does church know all about the freelancers? if he was in a box the whole time the whole freelancer thing was going down

  • bigbuck1

    4 years ago

    aw man I've seen the whole series but that episode makes simmons seem as perverted as tucker.

  • Perraith

    4 years ago

    Woah, woah, woah. York can heal?

    "Can I kill him?" - Tex

    "No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food." - Church


    Um, that might be poisonous.

    "Lieing is such a Shizno Concept."

    Wait. Did Simmons just describe the Reapers? At about 4 minutes?

  • Spire51

    4 years ago

    YAY!! PORTLAND!!!

  • CoinS

    4 years ago

    Church spent 1000 years with Gary and now it turns out Gary is a bad guy

  • jollsik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Tex said that York can recover from wounds in battle. That means that he's maybe still alive!

  • AlphaMega13

    4 years ago

    ah that last part cracked me up XD

  • TeeBoNe56

    4 years ago

    carolinas not dead

  • SGTKILLS

    5 years ago

    if carolinas not dead what if someone else like York is still alive

  • irLife

    5 years ago

    Carolina's not dead............ ._________.

  • themattyh100

    5 years ago

    So Carolina is dead

  • weegore

    5 years ago

    but you can make a random ship fall.

  • lazygrif630

    5 years ago

    DONTUT;of nevermind shes not dead she s just naked
    GRIF:what?! that litttle slut imma kill her!
    lol

  • huntdux

    5 years ago

    Texas states that Carolina "was already dead". Yet in the finally of season 9 Carolina is ALIVE. Tell me how that makes any sense? I guess Tex is wrong or RvB forgot about this. I doubt RvB would make a mistake like that though.

  • ItsMichael

    5 years ago

    hmm.. maybe she played dead n went underground to wait out until its the right time to strike the director which happens to be in season 9

  • Shuma_Renzhe

    5 years ago

    Take a screenshot! Take a screenshot!

  • stormykopa

    5 years ago

    Wow, RT planned out York's relationship with Carolina from way back here...either that or they're really good at making retconning look like deliberate plotting XD

  • inet911

    5 years ago

    When the reds found the Television console Griff was the only one that said something meaningful... or at least more meaningful than the others...

  • Shiny_Blarg1

    5 years ago

    She's not dead...she's just naked!!!!!!!!1

  • RedFoxA308

    5 years ago

    is the screen shot for black mail or... you know

  • Arcanius

    6 years ago

    if church calls, say hi and hang up

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    Fucking advertisments!!

  • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

    6 years ago

    "Were you programmed to lie?"
    ...
    "No..."

    I can't get over how brilliant that whole conversation is--cracks me up every time. This is why you guys rock.

  • agentcupcake

    6 years ago

    lol. Dounut: oh hey. shes not dead shes just naked. Grif: that little slut. im gonna kill her. Simmons: take a screenshot! take a sreenshot! great job guys

  • ZemogT

    7 years ago

    Gotta love the description;

    Since this is Halo, no hands really get bitten. Sorry we scared you for a second there.
  • gopaul

    7 years ago

    Awesome episode RT.

    Go Simmons

  • Orlando100

    7 years ago

    I wish we could see that

  • popalot01

    7 years ago

    take a screenshot! take a screenshot! lol

  • DVshadow

    7 years ago

    I love the ending it was funny

  • SapphireD

    7 years ago

    "Oh, she's not dead, she's just naked!"

    "WHAT!? THAT SLUT! I'M GONNA KILL HER!!"

    "Quick! Take a screen shot!"

    LoL! And what's even funnier to me is that Doughnut pointed it out!

  • coloneltrip

    8 years ago

    im gonna crap myself, this is just to perfect

  • GEORAT

    8 years ago

    Sweet Thanks!

  • Haloeye

    9 years ago

    Take a screen shot quick haha.

  • blacklistbjj

    9 years ago

    lol wat that little slut im gunna kill her keep up the good work yall

  • BretonArmy

    9 years ago

    lol near the end. donut:"shes not dead; shes naked." Grif:"That little ****"

  • spartanlaz3r

    9 years ago

    keep it up RT

  • gamerdudeman

    9 years ago

    haha sarge ur so funny..numnutts haha

    great job RT! keep it up!

  • gamerdudeman

    9 years ago

    haha sarge ur so funny..numnutts haha

    great job RT! keep it up!

  • crysis1012

    9 years ago

    what shes naked take a screen shot take a screen shot lol

  • DarthMike

    9 years ago

    Hilarious!

  • AHouse

    9 years ago

    yeaaaaaah b aby and send that screen shot to me ...... ;-

  • SuicidleBoy

    9 years ago

    LOL "quick take a screenshot, take a screenshot" hahaha to funny. i wish i was there to see it.

  • mridiot102

    9 years ago

    what abput the second before that? Stupid wynnealex : ) jk

  • wynnealex

    9 years ago

    Go Caboose !!!!!

  • wynnealex

    9 years ago

    What about the second after that? Dumb Caboose. : )

  • wynnealex

    9 years ago

    What about the second after that? Stupid Caboose. :)

  • rohanrider

    9 years ago

    i just started to see those episodes this day and i really like it.

  • jmes1104

    9 years ago

    i luv this shit!

  • Caboose220

    9 years ago

    Awsome