ODST Episode 3

Red vs. Blue: ODST Episode 3

The RvB guys try out some new uniforms, and Church passes on some important information he heard about a certain legendary sergeant.

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  • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Lazer eyes!  Wish Sgt. Johnson really had those.  That would be hysterical.

  • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

    2 years ago

    Simmons: Why would you do that? That.... doesn't make any sense

  • Jimdukhar

    3 years ago

    This may be the best episode ever... Of all time

  • Zeldaclaw5

    4 years ago

    I'm a fieren my lazer eyes

  • Andy50k1

    4 years ago

    "LASER EYES NOT INCLUDED" xD

  • pracz97

    4 years ago

    I love the end when you can see under the GameStop logo
    ''laser eyes not included'' haha

  • MetaLegacy

    4 years ago

    Laser Eyes? Since when did Sgt. Johnson get spartan laser implants?!

  • MasterKeg200 Record Smash/DragonNuro

    5 years ago

    The guys are fucked!

  • 343Church343

    5 years ago

    No Caboose :(

  • Tom_rwilson

    5 years ago

    haha lazer eyes of doom

  • RvBAchHunter

    5 years ago

    He isn't that strong, he got killed by Mc Hackysa... He's standing right behind me isn't he. Well... Fuck.

  • acut9876

    5 years ago

    lol you will fear my lazer eyes

  • lazygrif630

    5 years ago

    :o

  • Lon3Snip3r

    5 years ago

    I LOLed so hard at the end

  • Colin1138

    5 years ago

    Kinda ironic since Sgt. Johnson got killed by a laser eye...

  • QuirkyWallace

    5 years ago

    Gamestop didnt get me Sgt Johnson, but they give me Sarge and for some reason every enemy I see on VISR turn orange...

  • BiOHaZaRD117

    6 years ago

    wtf my copy didnt come with laser eyes

  • Chainsawgrizzly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    he's right behind me right now isn't he? Yup.

  • blutzy93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    fear my laser face

  • MrMoose888

    7 years ago

    I forgot why I left this site and this video reminded me why. This shit just isn't funny anymore.

  • cabooserul32

    7 years ago

    You will Fear his Laser Face

  • EarthSage

    7 years ago

    This made my month and my birthday better.

    Epic RvB: ODST clip.

  • gladtoseeyou

    7 years ago

    Caboose (str) + Tex (stealth) + Chuch (laser eye) + Sarge (rank) = sgt. Johnson

  • Oss14

    7 years ago

    My Friend Cousin Neighbor Told Me He Has Laser Eyes,
    I'm Serious.

  • erics1

    7 years ago

    sergent Johnson doesn't come with laser eyes sad:(

  • erics1

    7 years ago

    these are so funny was this just for the release or are there more

  • log666

    7 years ago

    OMG epic lazer eyes!!!

  • reymastiro

    7 years ago

    I WANT LAZER EYES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ

  • reymastiro

    7 years ago

    LAZER EYES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ

  • xXTehDudeXx

    7 years ago

    when is the others gonna come out?

  • frost16

    7 years ago

    Sgt Johnson haz LAZOR EYEZ... EPIC. XD

  • kismine

    7 years ago

    That fox "analogy" is cracking me up.

    Baldrick would be so proud!

    Very funny guys, wish I'd seen it before now.

  • girf

    7 years ago

    johnsen isent that tough *covers bullet wond*

  • taokaka

    7 years ago

    Sargent Johnson will NEVER find me
    *WINDOW CRASH*


    ........what was that

  • JoshHenhawk

    7 years ago

    WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES

  • JoshHenhawk

    7 years ago

    lol*whAT EVER YOU DO DONT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES*LOL

  • capwn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 years ago

    i can do that

  • EpsolonUnit1

    7 years ago

    can't breath

  • ItsAustin

    7 years ago

    Lol Lazer Eyes

  • XxXsapperXxX

    7 years ago

    laser eyes lol

  • ltflak

    7 years ago

    I suppose the Sgt. doesn't need a lighter

  • LOOKWHODEAD

    7 years ago

    where is Caboose and Tucker?

  • netMASA

    7 years ago

    Saw this at PAX. We cheered so loud when the lasers went out of his eyes.

  • ninjacrusade

    7 years ago

    laser eyes! PEW PEW!

  • cabooseizkol

    7 years ago

    He's right behind me right now isn't he? That's awesome

  • AgentMaaka

    7 years ago

    In reply to MissZahrah, #8:

    lol ots probably omega

  • rating

    7 years ago

    lasers

  • spencerdyer

    7 years ago

    i want lazer eyes

  • Mutual FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WRYYYYY

    7 years ago

    Laser eyes... :o

  • killingbag23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 years ago

    He crossed the streams!!!