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I'm an '80s kid so of course I have nostalgia for the He-Man cartoons and toys. I had a ton of the action figures (including the Castle Grayskull playset) that my mom sold at a Garage Sale when I was 12 for probably a fraction of what they're worth today.


Would I be interested in a He-Man movie that actually took place in Eternia? Damn right I would be! Am I interested in one directed by David Goyer... Um... 


Goyer's very first directorial outing was a great little indie movie called ZigZag starring Wesley Snipes, the star of Blade, a script he wrote that kicked off that franchise and could get credit for being the spark that lit the fuse resulting in today's superhero craze. 


After that movie everything else has been degrees of awful, though. Blade Trinity is laughably bad and the two horror films he did (The Invisible and The Unborn) are totally forgettable.


Hollywood Reporter says Goyer is in talks to direct their live-action He-Man and the Masters of the Universe movie and I'm hoping he doesn't get it, to be honest. Not that the franchise is better than him (it's not... it's super silly), but if they're going to make a movie out of it they're going to need someone who can counterbalance the goofier aspects of all these muscly dudes fighting a Skull-faced wise-ass.


I think a good, solid, fun movie could be made with these characters in this universe, but I think the odds are way more likely it's going to end up looking like The Last Airbender. Goyer doesn't exactly fill me with confidence that it won't go in that direction.


What do you folks think? Good idea or bad idea? Orco or no Orco? So many ways to go... and I guess no matter which way they choose it's bound to feel more like He-Man than the original feature film...


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