As you are no doubt aware by now, with the rise in people saying "gif" with a "J" and the constant evolution of words and language it has become necessary to slightly alter the pronunciation of your name to keep in fitting with modern standards. Henceforth from now on your name is to be pronounced with a "J" instead of "G". You won't have to change anything else as the spelling will remain the same, but we must insist that when you introduce yourself you state your full name as "Mr Jonathan Ry-sin-jer"
As all our attempts to contact you have failed and we have had no complaints or appeals from you over the court's decision we have gone ahead and made that official for you. Please inform your friends, family and business relations of this minor change to your name's pronunciation.
of the organisation what does the official words and stuff, voles and doing words, nouns too.
(private, for Mr Burns eyes only. Operation Ruin Risinger Branding *O*R*R*B is a go, repeat we are go for beginning the operation where we slowly dismantle his marketability for whatever reason you said.)